Disney Acquires Lucasfilm
In one of the most ‘where the hell did that come from’
moments in the history of entertainment, it’s been announced this evening that
Disney has acquired the rights to Lucasfilm for over $4billion, and they’ve pledged
three new Star Wars films every few years from 2015. My initial reaction was ‘Oh
for the love of God, why can’t they just leave the franchise alone?’, but after
giving it a bit of thought, maybe this isn’t the end of the world. Here’s why:
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Now I’m not about to partake in the internet’s
favourite past time and rant about the injustice of the fiddling with the
original Star Wars trilogy that has taken up 96% of internet debatery for the
last 15 or so years, but essentially this means that George Lucas can no longer
make any edits to the original films. This is huge news, firstly because the
universe can only take so much more Lucas-bashing before it explodes in a time-ending
apocalypse of despair, and secondly because there’s a decent chance that Disney
will recognise the potential cash cow that a full-quality re-release of the
original un-fiddled trilogy would make. I genuinely feel as if a million nerd
voices that have been raging and crying out in pain for 15 years have suddenly
been silenced…
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You’re not going to find any love from me for
the prequel trilogy. I can’t, and I won’t, give any praise for Episode I. There’s
no justification for an article that looks back on it and tries to claim it
wasn’t as bad as we remember. I don’t even think the pod racing is that great,
which is what people usually cite as its saving grace. The only praise I will
give to Episode II is that it isn’t Episode I. Episode III had so much
potential, and to be fair it does have an awesome fight scene at the end, but
the horribly unrealistic way Anakin suddenly becomes evil (‘Oh no, I killed one
of the people I look up to most in the world! Well, no coming back from that
now, might as well go the whole hog and kill some children’) detracts from anything
positive it has to offer. I do genuinely feel sad that a filmmaker who has been
involved in several of the best films of all time (the original trilogy and
Indiana Jones original trilogy – we’ll get to Crystal Skull, don’t worry)
wanted to continue to bring fans something to enjoy, but couldn’t make the films
to honour that. With Disney now controlling the storylines however, it’s the
chance for people who love the franchise to be in charge of the direction it
needs to go. And make no mistake, the actual filmmaking teams at Disney will be
geeks just like you and me, and geeks just like you and me love the original
trilogy of Star Wars, and want to recreate its brilliance.
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There isn’t a single person out there who doesn’t
have several Disney films in their lists of favourite films from their
childhood, and they probably still count those in their lists of favourites
today. Since acquiring Pixar in 2007 they have given us Wall-E and Toy Story 3,
both fantastic, Disney are also responsible for one of the best action films of
the past 10 years, in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
True, the next few films in the series have been panned, but they have the
chance to plan a whole trilogy a few years in advance here, rather than try to
come up with one out of the blue when the first Pirates film proved a surprise hit.
I’m also very fond of the three Narnia films, and felt they should have gotten
more praise than they did. On top of all this, Disney acquired Marvel in 2009,
and oversaw the fantastic and incredibly successful Avenger film this year. Basically,
there aren’t many companies with safer hands. (As a friend has pointed out to me whilst I’ve
been writing this, if Joss Whedon can write and direct The Avengers, and has
good links with Disney, then surely he has to be the first choice for the new
Star Wars films. The more I think about this, the more I’m certain it should
become a crime if this doesn’t take place. Seriously, think about it for a
second...
Amazing prospect, isn’t it?)
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Forgetting Star Wars for a minute, this also
spells out great hope for the Indiana Jones franchise. If the rumours are true,
and Indy V is made, then my worries about George Lucas’ influence on the plot
of it disappear. George Lucas apparently insisted on the aliens concept of
Crystal Skull, and although the removal of them wouldn’t have solved the film’s
many problems, it would at least have left it still feeling like an Indiana
Jones movie at the end. Again, I’m not trying to start more Lucas-bashing, but
it seems to me that four of the worst or most disappointing films of the last 15
or so years have had major influences from him. Remove that influence and maybe
things will be put right again. Or maybe it’ll still be awful and people will
cut him a bit of slack. He did help make 6 incredible Star Wars and Indy films
after all.
I’m still worried. I, like a lot of people, feel that the
Star Wars (and Indiana Jones) franchise has been dragged down and down for a
while now, and I don’t know if my geeky little heart could take much more
should these new films turn out to be dire. But at least if they do go wrong,
then we can’t fall back onto just blaming George Lucas. If Disney don’t get it
right, then we can say ‘Well, of course this wasn’t going to work – they’ve
taken on somebody else’s vision’, and we can see them as not really being true
canon, even though they will be. I’d urge you all to go into this with an open
mind. And although we can’t forget Episodes I-III (or Crystal Skull), maybe
this is the time to finally forgive George Lucas, and say thank you for the
happy memories.
You're not entirety fair to The Phantom Menace - it does have one redeeming feature, which is John William's score. I agree with you on the podrace, but I think we are in the minority on that one. Good point about the end of the re-edits - does this mean I can have my blurays without the stupid 'Nooooooooo' at the end of Jedi, and with the original menacing Bobs Fett voice back?
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine Joss writing dialogue for the original Han, not just his own version (Mal Reynolds)? Even if he doesn't direct, he has to do a run on the script. Joss has ties with Pixar as well, so its not just the Disney link - he was one of the writers of Toy Story.
i now agree chris! maybe it wont be so bad!
ReplyDeleteThat's True Andy, 'Duel of the Fates' was so good that Crewe Alex players used to walk out to it at one point.
ReplyDeleteNothing can forgive the 'Nooooooooooooo'. Not even millions of pounds, or Maltesers.
I like to imagine Joss just writing anything, and the world seems better. He could make Phone Shop watchable.
I'm glad I've had a positive influence on your point of view Richa! Nice to know my blog is starting to do some good out in this world!
Of course, this isn't the article we really wanted to see from 'Bertass reviews Corporate Takeovers'. Where is the article on Penguin merging with Random House to take over 25% of the publishing industry?
ReplyDeleteTo be fair Episode II is ok. In fact I'll go as far as to say that I quite enjoy watching that movie. I agree that I and III are terrible though.
ReplyDeleteThe Crewe Alex players came out to the Imperial March, not Duel of the Fates. Now that you mention it our decline in form did seem to coincide with us playing this theme before games...maybe our fall from grace was Vader's doing?
I don't know what movie you've been watching Forn!
ReplyDeleteNo they definitely had Duel of the Fates at one point. It was probably the season when me it was just me and Prino. Or that opening day when me and Ed watched and had no idea who anyone was heh
Andy, I'm afraid that even though I work in the literary world, I have absolutely no idea how that merger is going to affect the publishing industry. Will that do as an article?
The main problem with Episode II is that is doesn't make sense. They investigate an attempted murder, follow the chain back to an army allegedly commissioned by a Jedi, and then follow the guy the army is cloned from back to his evil bosses. And then when the war starts against those evil bosses, they use the army without hestitation. At no point does anyone consider that maybe using an army clearly commissioned for you by the bad guys is a terrible idea!
ReplyDeleteTrue, but surely they had no option but to use the clone army in episode II - if they didn't use the army then all the Jedi would have been killed there and then, so they had to take a gamble. The real question is why didn't they investigate it between episodes II and III, in which case it's a flaw in episode III's plot. Just as you think that film can't get any worse...
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