The Great 'Which Universe Would I Rather Inhabit' Tournament, Round 1, Match 7
Firefly vs Marvel
Oh dear Firefly,
Cancelled in your prime.
Is this your moment?
Is this your time?
What’s that Marvel?
You want to win?
You’re ready to battle?
Then let us begin!
Universe of space travel, troubled teenagers and Reavers vs Universe
of superheroes, troubled teenagers and people whose first and last names start
with the same letter.
The Firefly universe is set some 500 years or so in the
future, where humanity has expanded beyond the solar system to colonise distant
planets. A war between the evil Alliance (well, they do experiments and stuff,
and our heroes don’t like them so that really makes them evil) and the
Independents (the Browncoats, two of whom serve as primary characters) saw the
Alliance victorious, and so our merry crew lives on the borders doing smuggling
runs and the like to try and stay afloat. It’s a fairly grim universe, with the
threat of the (incorrectly, as they turn out to be real) mythical Reavers in
this outer rim of civilisation. Slavery is tolerated if not actually legal, and
the law is often dealt with like they would in the old Wild West, rather than
the usual science fiction staple of a more advanced and ‘civil’ way of life.
Yep, it’s a grim place, but there’s the old advanced technology that I’d be
sorely tempted by.
The Marvel universe is set in the modern day, and has untold
numbers of superheroes, supervillains and mutants, and so it’s a place where I
could potentially save the world, if I got me some of those super power-things.
It’s a much more dangerous universe on the whole than ours (attacks on cities
with untold levels of destruction seem to occur on a twice-a-week basis), but
that just means there’s all the more chance to be a hero. Or a villain, if you prefer
your action spiced with the dark side. Not me though – I’m lawful good and damn
proud of it. There are alien invaders and mythological gods in the flesh, and
humanity seems to have a much more advanced grip of technology than in our
universe. I like my advanced technology, as the previous rounds have shown,
although they haven’t invented the holodeck yet. Unless S.H.I.E.L.D. are hiding
it in a basement somewhere. There would be a lot of ‘Fury’ if they were to ‘Nick’
it. Heh. That joke really had no place there, and doesn’t even make sense, but I
had to make It really, didn’t I. No? Well, agree to disagree.
So it’s another sci-fi vs fantasy style matchup, but more
similar to Red Dwarf vs Heroes than Star Trek vs Middle Earth. And with that in
mind, I can confirm that the victory goes to Marvel. Like anyone who knows anything about anything, I love
Firefly with all my heart. In a world where injustice and dubstep run rife, it’s
great that justice is finally being with Joss Whedon’s skill as one of film and
televisions greatest writers being recognised with the success of The Avengers. Firefly is up there with his greatest work, but
it’s the chance of gaining powers and becoming a superhero vs the fact that you
would probably either end up poor in the outer territories or oppressed on the
more affluent ones that sees Marvel ascend the tournament into the next round.
Winner: Marvel
Red Dwarf
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Heroes
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Heroes
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Buffy
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Buffy
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Battlestar Galactica
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Star Wars
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Star Wars
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Aliens
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Elder Scrolls
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Elder Scrolls
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Terminator
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Narnia
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Ultima
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Ultima
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Star Trek
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Star Trek
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Middle Earth
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Firefly
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Marvel
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Marvel
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DC
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Doctor Who
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